I have the biggest Robin avalon in the world

[BCRGreg]

Take a look at my new sign at my store....

http://robinlovers.com/discus/messages/6/2281.jpg



And at night.....

http://robinlovers.com/discus/messages/6/2282.jpg

Cool, huh?

[Lil' Chucky Conrad]

Now that's a big FAT BASTARD!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

[Ken Jones]

Very cool. Internally lit!

[John Williams]

Eminating warmth and glow from within.Much the same as the sign's owner.

[BCRGreg]

That's gas.

[Ken Jones]

I knew when I wrote "internally lit" that it would invite remarks. I'm an excelllent straight man (and driver). Just call me Zeppo.

Thank you - I'll be here all week!

[John Williams]

We'll be here all week"try the veal".

[Ken Jones]

Tip your bartenders and waitresees.

[BCRGreg]

Tip the veal and try the waitress.

Zeppo's next show will involve a horsehead of real fire.

[Dave Reynolds]

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Dave Reynolds]

Yeah, but can you play it?

[Jon Fine]

Hum me a couple bars and I'll fake it...
A C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar...the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here." So the E-flat leaves and the C and G split a fifth...(rimshot)
Thankya...thankya very much...

[BCRGreg]

Ouch.

[Dave Reynolds]

Mine eyes have seen the glory! Hallelujah!

[BCRGreg]

I tried playing it but it's always too flat.